Lynn C. Thompson for the World's Biggest Scum-bag Award.
My husband was very excited to receive his machete in the mail a few months ago. Do we need a machete? Not until the Zombies invade, but that's beside the point. The point is that when I opened the Cold Steel catalog that came with the aforementioned HUGE knife, I was greeted with a photo of an absolutely gorgeous leopard being tugged along by a red-faced, chubby, middle-aged man who looked absolutely thrilled to have just killed the majestic creature with a HANDGUN. On the catalog's reverse side, there is a video listing of Lynn's hunting expeditions. Oh yes, this hulk of a manly man managed to take down lions, elephants,hippos, and many many more. Furthermore, the lone ninja has several videos of himself beating up his younger staff members who were forced to stand still for his "demonstrations". That takes prowess, my friends. So he has earned my nomination for Biggest Scum-bag. Here's a link so that you can drool over his many hunting and cultural conquests:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WseQcaiy8V4
Seriously, if you ever buy a knife and have any principles whatsoever, please don't buy from Cold Steel. This guy is nauseating.
the beginning of this post made me ROFL! oh to be neighbors. i think our husbands would enjoying hacking everything down.
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure my dad used to get those catalogs in the mail and yeah... nauseating, indeed.
I think they would get along well.
ReplyDeleteI forgot the good link: http://www.lynncthompson.com/
It just made me sad, is all. The elephant is the worst. They are social animals that mourn their dead.